Christmas 2001

Boy was this a pain! First I had to keep looking at the funny guy with the impossible hat...
	Then my dear parents left me to stew before the gift-laden table ... and only after I objected loudly (with my already well-practiced vocal cords)...
Did they actually open a gift. Wow, my first play station!!
	Something wrong here. How am I supposed to hold three things with only two hands??